Gutom na ko.
I am cumming
*Humming negro spirituals as I go get my bacon and my pancake batter*
Steve Maddens and Kenneth Cole are best buds.
This is a ‘where are you visting from?’ board at a local restaurant
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.
Cats and Bikes.